This is me last year. In this photo I have just downed a Colt .45 40 in under five minutes. I am dressed as Princess Leia and doing the "invisible blowjob" motion. Please don't let this happen again this year.
Aight, so my 23rd is Thursday, December 9th, and my parents leave the next morning. So, you're all invited over Friday the 10th, natch.
Food for thought:
-My neighbors can be puds if noise gets too loud, but I think this is rarely an issue with us...Ben (Eisenhardt) had a ludicrous jock party May of last year and somehow no one ever called the cops
-A theme would be nice.
-Regardless, it's a potluck. Bring some fine-ass food, preferably vegetarian!
-If you're drinking, you're sleeping over. Period. At least, that's the way I'd like to keep it.
Please, contribute thoughts and ideas! I really haven't had a good birthday party in like two years, and I haven't had a good birthday party with my NW friends since probably 2004.
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Word up. Stoked to celebrate the ACE-MANs big day. Theme ideas: 1. Naked 2. Blackout or Get Out (Kind of like go big or go home, but more intense) 3. Foam Party 4. White Trash 5. Jungle 6. Four Loko Funeral 7. Hipster 8. Swine Flu.
I did a few hours of thought-showering and these were def my best ideas. Mull them over.
We could also do a drink swap, where we all get assigned a person, and we buy what they drink... could be interesting.
BTW - Brainstorm is not PC anymore, its really offensive to epileptics who have "brainstorms"
"Some governmental organisations (The Welsh Development Agency and the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment in Belfast) have reached the conclusion that the term 'brainstorming' is offensive to people with epilepsy (see political correctness) and have suggested the alternative "thought-showers". However, research by the National Society for Epilepsy found of those affected by epilepsy questioned, 93% considered the term inoffensive. A specific comment states that changes need not be made since that could promote an undesirable image of epileptics being easily offended"
So thoughtshower is probably the best alternative. Personally i think cognitive hurricane is money. perhaps we could have a brainstorm sesh to figure out a good one.
When I first read thoughtshowering, I assumed you meant "thinking while taking a shower." I'm pretty PC, but I think that even if I were an epileptic, I would think that considering "brainstorm" offensive was BULLSHIT, haha!
I don't wanna do naked, frankly. Four Loko funeral, however, SOUNDS PERFECT. We just need someone willing to go to Oregon to stock up unless there's some left around here. I gotta say, though, that I think it'll still be just as charming a drink after the whole caffeine removal thang happens. One could always just crush up a few caffeine pills and mix them in if they were that desperate. Y'know? Thoughts, Chris?
I think we can still buy FOUR LOCO's at our stores until they run out of stock otherwise that would be a huge investment loss for many of our local businesses...should get on it though!!
everyone could dress up in a their fourloco colors....
Liking where this is going!
Also, Chris, if you can make a Four Loko run to Masi, etc, soon, I would love to chip in. This shit is becoming a (pathetically) precious commodity-- I read a Text From Last Night about some girl selling cans at her party for like 15 bucks a pop, hahaha.
i'm actually going to oregon this weekend and was planning on picking a bunch up anyways. so i can add more to my order.
Chris. Have I mentioned lately how much I love you? Lemonade and Grape flavor, please!
For Mother Russia, and the stockpiling of outlawed alcohol.
Chris, maybe we could use four loko to sponsor our pdx trip? sell that shit at a premium up here (not to friends, of course) BOOTLEG. Four loko croaked, yo. no joke. make out party just got a whole lot more dated.
I might have to make a request for some too for when I come home, MA took them off the shelves the minute the FDA decided to ban them nationally (as in, yesterday). This is truly tragic. But the caffeine pill idea is money.
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